I recently got a mail from the higher echelons of management they talked about the triangle of quality. This is what it looks like:
They talked about serious stuff using phrases like MECE(Mutually Exclusive, Collectively Exhaustive - funky shit. I know.) Which is essentially a MBAish way of saying that old grandma's warning - "Don't put all yer eggs in the same basket sonny". The thing is that I would not have been as cheesed off with the mail if it had any real purpose. The real reason this shit was done was because the sender wanted to kiss some ass. Therefore I came up with a
new paradigm to
empower the
knowledge worker. I call it the triangle of bullshit.
Notice the funky, colourful way the information has been presented. You will also note that the word bullshit is in the centre in
RED. With such a diagram, I'm sure the paradigm will soon find a place in Wharton text books. Wahahahahaha...
They talked about serious stuff using phrases like MECE(Mutually Exclusive, Collectively Exhaustive - funky shit. I know.) Which is essentially a MBAish way of saying that old grandma's warning - "Don't put all yer eggs in the same basket sonny". The thing is that I would not have been as cheesed off with the mail if it had any real purpose. The real reason this shit was done was because the sender wanted to kiss some ass. Therefore I came up with a new paradigm to empower the knowledge worker. I call it the triangle of bullshit.
Notice the funky, colourful way the information has been presented. You will also note that the word bullshit is in the centre in RED. With such a diagram, I'm sure the paradigm will soon find a place in Wharton text books. Wahahahahaha...
5 comments:
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except your triangle actually makes sense...
it's a 'manager filter', i tell ya.
I have no friggin idear what you are talking about....
But you will my friend. Let it just come to the Wharton B School Black Book (Observe the needless capitalising)
The beautiful part abt MBAs is those bastards can add structure to any crappy argument...so dude get a chill pill...
this all sounds so famliar ;-) - Az
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