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The author of this blog is a complete nut-case and should not be taken any more seriously than a broken shoe hanging on the friendly neighbourhood truck's bumper. Any reference to person(s) real or imaginary is because of a multi-dimensional specie of super intelligent mice and therefore not his fault.

Friday, May 16, 2008

You can check out any time you like...

OK appraisal time is coming to work, so the management is trying its best to flog us to death (I've been spending insane hours at work lately). A key objectives this time is to get us to do several irrelevant training modules over the company intranet. One of the module had me in splits. The module dealt with better interview techniques and how to find the perfect company fit. Every training session is followed by an online QA session and the expected answers put the bullshit we filled during our college days to shame. Read on babby!






And finally, the best for last. This one tackles a major issue - attrition (though I cannot understand why would this be asked while hiring someone, but well, we all know, those who can't do, manage)

Oh but you can never leave... Muhuhahahahahahahahahaha

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

You made that up!

Anonymous said...

http://sethgodin.typepad.com/seths_blog/2008/05/lets-skip-the-m.html

Check out the ad in this link :)

Gandalf said...

No I did not. I swear!

Anonymous said...

it beats me how u continue to survive in ur office after taking apart ur office policies on ur blog all the time. do u serisouly have a dual identity? r u an alien? were we right about it all along- Az

Gandalf said...

Well, this is Gandalf's blog. He who is controlled by mice from outer space. Not the mild manner hippie who trundles through his office listening to phrases like 'goalseek synergisation of lower time cycle by leveraging right on time tactics' with a straight face... No one knows I blog and the company's name is not mentioned here. So the bastards can't sue me Muhuhahahahaaaaa.