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Sunday, April 15, 2007

Hand Job

For no reason at all, today I recalled a certain Robin Cook book I read a long while back. The book was called Abduction. The part which I'm talking about was how the Atlanteans.. Well let me give you a brief overview first. This bunch of scientists from a marine oil company find Atlantis and go there some how. Now back to the story. In the book, Atlanteans had a most peculiar way of having sex. They coated their palms with some jelly and touch it with their 'mate'. Talk about revolutionising the concept of a hand job. Imagine is some one was to masturbate, what would he/she do? Coat the jelly on both palms and rub them together. Yuck! Fuck you Robin Cook. You suck! (Wow three rhyming words... Yuck Fuck Suck....Wheeee)

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